- What am I actually buying?
- A single numbered place in one of our monuments, and the right to put a small amount of text in it. That's it. No token, no certificate, no equity in anything.
- Is it really permanent?
- It's permanent in the way a website is permanent: it stays up as long as the site does. We intend to keep these up indefinitely. We are not promising to outlive the sun.
- Why is my entry not showing up?
- Internet Guestbook 2026 publishes immediately after successful PayPal payment. If you paid and do not see your entry within a few minutes, email hello@internetmonuments.com. Other monuments are reviewed by a human before they appear. Entries that break the rules may be hidden or removed after publication.
- Can I edit my entry later?
- Not in the current version. Write it like it's going on a tombstone, because it sort of is.
- What if my entry is rejected?
- We reject entries that are illegal, hateful, spammy, or impersonating someone. Rejected entries are hidden and are not automatically refunded. If you think we got it wrong, email hello@internetmonuments.com.
- Do you offer refunds?
- Places are non-refundable once purchased, except where required by law or at our discretion. We are selling you a spot in a joke monument; please buy accordingly.
- What are the badges?
- Purely vanity. In Internet Guestbook 2026, special place numbers earn automatic badges after payment — for example #1 First Entry, #42 The Answer, #404 Not Found, and #9973 Final Prime (the largest prime-numbered place in the 10,000-place guestbook). Numbers are assigned in order at payment; badges are luck, not reserved slots. They confer no powers.
- Can I buy more than one place?
- Yes. Buy as many as you like. Each is a separate place with its own number.
- How do I pay?
- PayPal Checkout when purchases are open. No account required on our site — PayPal sends your receipt. If checkout is closed, join the waitlist on the monument page.
- What is the waitlist?
- When checkout is not open yet, or a monument is coming soon, you can leave your email. We store it to notify you about launches. No spam promise — launch news only.
